Surf zombies are seemingly lifeless beings that stand by the sea, motionless for hours, watching surfers with the cold stare of a hungry shark.
Their eerie silhouettes scatter the shoreline like tombstones, forcing intrepid surfers to circumnavigate the seaside cemetery.
Ok, I’m getting carried away now but you know the people I mean. They’re usually an assortment of indecisive surfers, hypnotized wave lovers and concerned parents.
A ‘surf zombie’ is anyone who spends too much time looking at the surf and not enough time splashing about in it. Here’s what I mean:
This article was inspired by a thread on the Magic Seaweed forum where you will find these and other surf zombie sightings.
Please share your surf zombie sightings in the comments below or send me a pic by email.